Jan 17 2013
Famous author Giselle Paige shoots lover: "he chewed too loudly and kept looking over my shoulder while I wrote."
Shocking news smacktawkers! It's being reported that beloved author of best sellers Midnight Stalker, Tarnished Hero & No Me Without You has shot and killed her lover, twenty five year model, actor and musician Ryan Sleek.
Agnes B. Zibody, Giselle's neighbor and longtime nemesis is said to have called the police after hearing repeated sounds of gunfire coming from the author's three-storey mansion in the early hours between two and three am. When the police finally showed up at around 5am to question Miss Paige, she calmly admitted to the crime but claims to have acted in self-defense. Sleek was found naked in the bathtub, his well-muscled, tattooed body riddled with bullet holes. Miss Paige was subsequently arrested and taken into custody. According to our source, the quote above was given to police while in custody.
Longtime readers will recall that I have long pegged the romance author as somewhat unstable despite her brilliant business acumen and talent for tongue-in-cheek writing, which sadly goes over the head of most of her fans. She has been the subject of many a juicy gossip report right here on CelebSmackTawk due to her volatile temper, (Go here for the TMZ video of Giselle going ape-shit on the paparazzi link
) controversial relationships and shall we say unique
sartorial style. Until recently however, the aging beauty had been keeping a relatively low profile as she worked on her new book, the highly anticipated sequel to No Good Deeds. What this means for the future of that upcoming novel no one knows but die-hard fans are sure to be in an uproar.
Calls and emails to Miss Paige's publicist Steven R. Cash have not been returned but I'll be sure to update as details unfold.
Update: The Enquirer has the crime scene photos. link
Warning: nudity involved. Written by Sue DonimTags: Giselle Paige. Murder. Hot dude. 323 responses to Famous author Giselle Paige shoots lover: "he chewed too loudly and kept looking over my shoulder while I wrote."Login
to post comments
obvstrolling 01/17/13 – 9:56 am: First!
bashment 01/17/13 – 10:00am: Omg. I always knw she was cray. lol
fangirl4life 01/17/13 – 10:13 am: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! This can't be true.
trollfeeder 01/17/13 – 10:14 am: @obvstrolling What r u liek five or someting? Does ur mommy know ur on the interwebz lol
iounothing 01/17/13 – 10:15am: @trollfeeder. At least he/she can spell.
celebstalker 01/17/13 – 10:17 am: There has to be more to this story. Giselle might be a little oddball but she'd never kill someone in cold blood. He probably tied to blackmail her or something. Everyone knows that Ryan Sleek's just a money-grubbing pretty boy. Poor Giselle, everybody in her life seems to be a user. She looked so lost in that last interview on Oprah. You know she had those two miscarriages and then that stupid paparazzi tried to sue her for assault. Tell you what? If it were me I'd given him more than just a black eye.
randomperson2 01/17/13 – 10:18 am: Ahhahahaha at actor, singer. Dude's singing sounds like an alley cat in heat and I've known pieces of wood with more acting range. He makes Keanu look like a master thespian. Dumb, dude was dumb. He sure was hot though.
sensitivesoul 01/17/13 – 10:19 am: @celebstalker. Didn't you read the article? She admitted to the crime. How pathetic that you're blaming THE VICTIM in all this. Ugh you celeb worshipers make me sick. And shame on you Sue for linking to those awful photos. I used to enjoy this site but after this, I don't think I'll be back.
celebstalker 01/17/13 – 10:22 am: I'm entitled to my opinion. Nobody's forcing you to come here and read the article or the comments. Oh and don't let the door hit ya on the way out.
lavishlove 01/17/13 – 10: 22 am: OMG. Did anybody click on the Enquirer link? Sooo much blood and he's got like sixteen bullet holes. Her mug-shot looks pretty good though. Nice to see one female celeb who's not afraid to age naturally.
randomperson2 01/17/13 – 10: 23: @lavishlove. Yep. And now we all know now why she was with him.
bashment 01/17/13 – 10:26 am: @lavishlove. It's cute that u think she had nothing done.
bobmental 01/17/13 – 10:27 am: My nana has a bathroom curtain just like that.
fangirl4life 01/17/13 – 10:29: I'm so depressed you guys. Do you think they'll let her finish the book in jail?
thetruthisoutthere 01/17/13 – 10:32 am: I told you guys this would happen. These Illuminati celebs always snap sooner or later. Ryan was her handler and she probably wanted out but they wouldn't let her. This is her way of getting out from under their thumb. GET INFORMED PEOPLE!! If something happens to her while in jail you'll know that I was right!
celebstalker 01/17/13 – 10:35 am: @fangirl4life. Don't worry she has a great lawyer. Angel Montgomery is one of the best. Even if she did do this and that's a very big IF, she won't get prison time. My best friend's dad is an attorney and he says they'll probable get her off on temporary insanity.
celebstalker 01/17/13 – 10:36 am: @thetruthisoutthere. Forget to take your meds again? Get outta here with that Illuminati sh*t.
gigglesandshihtz 01/17/13 – 10:37 am: Hello celebstalker also known as gpsistersoul and igotyourback. I see you all over the other gossip sites trying to convince people that Giselle is innocent. Lol how's that working out?
celebstalker 01/17/13 – 10:38 am: I don't know what you're talking about. This is the only site I come to. I've been commenting here for years.
sensitivesoul 01/17/13 – 10:39 am: @gigglesandshihtz. It's clear that she has an unhealthy obsession with Giselle. Ugh! You should see some of the comments over at Fanfap.com I weep for humanity.
celebstalker 01/17/13 – 10:42 am: Why don't you weep for yourself you dumb bitch. You haterz are so predictable.
sensitivesoul 01/17/13 – 10:43 am: Oh look. I got called a jellus hater. Must be Tuesday.
fangirl4life 01/17/13 – 10:46 am: Stop it you guys. No need for name calling. @celebstalker. They're saying the trial is gonna be a huge deal and that some big shot Hollywood producer is already planning a movie about her life. Who do you think should play Giselle?
lurkergirl 01/17/13 – 10:49 am: Are they serious? Ryan's body is barely cold and they're already planning a movie? A man was murdered for ffs!!! Have some compassion for this man's family. And given Miss Paige's comments about what she did she's obviously a VERY disturbed individual. RIP Ryan. My prayers go out to his friends and family.
sensitivesoul 01/17/13 – 10:50 am: ^This!! Just goes to show how desensitized to violence we've become.
olivejuice 01/17/13 – 10:51 am: @fangirl4life. Thande Newton maybe? They look similar.
karmaisabitch 01/17/13 – 10:53 am: Nah. She's good looking obvs but iCan't with her 'acting' Naomie Harris or Angela Bassett is my pic.
fangirl4life 01/17/13 – 10:59 am: I love Angela Basset but I think she's too old.
olivejuice 01/17/13 – 11:02 am: Giselle's 45. Angela's 55 and she's still holding it down. She could totally play Giselle.
celebstalker 01/17/13 – 11:06 am: All those women are too skinny. Giselle has curves.
karmaisabitch 01/17/13 – 11:09 am: If by curves you mean a big old booty and sum bolt ons then sure. Lol
lurkergirl 01/17/13 – 11:10 am: Nice to see you ladies discussing the important issues /sarcasm
olivejuice 01/17/13 – 11:14 am: Um, you're on a gossip site with the rest of us. So what's with the holier than thou 'tude?
karmaisabitch 01/17/13 11:15 am: I think she's a Ryan stan lol. personally I don't see the hot but different strokes…
olivejuice 01/17/13 11:16 am: @lurkergirl. fyi I'm a man.
dancingqueen 01/17/13 11:19 am: Poor Ryan. I've been crying since I heard the news. His song Amazing Abs got me through a bad breakup. RIP
serpentinthegarden 01/17/13 11:22 am: Holy shit y'all! breaking news on Radar. Turns out the housekeeper did it. But that ain't all, she's the REAL author behind Giselle. That dumpy looking old woman wrote every single one of Giselle's books. Escandalo!!!!
lurkergirl 01/17/13 11:25 am: Sounds about right. Can't believe she'd rather go to jail than admit she's a hack. SMH.
serpentinthegarden 01/17/13 11:25 am: Now CNN and NBC are reporting it.
karmaisabitch 01/17/13 11:29 am: *grabs popcorn* this sh*t is getting good. somebody's about to have a nuclear meltdown. *side-eye at celebstalker*
celebstalker 01/17/13 11:33 am: NOT GONNA MELT DOWN CAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE.
bashment 01/17/13 11:36 am: Pass the popcorn karma. Watch dis thread blow up to at least two hundred comments or so.
ramblingrose 01/17/13 11: 39: So the housekeeper did it? Why would she shoot Ryan? I'm so confused...
childofbabel 01/17/13 11:39 am: sadness for beautiful giselle,no good deeds very good. sorry for bad english.
Leave a reply: Login or register to post comments